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Rise of the MK: Part 4 Rise of the MK: Part 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant.

Yeah, brilliant. That's the only way to describe this. You know, i've seen alot of people on here criticize about sprite movies saying that it takes no talent to make them. After seeing this, and the three other parts to this series, i don't think anyone that knows a damn thing about flash can say that ever again. This whole series is just gorgeous, about as gorgeous as a sprite movie can possibly be. The story behind it was great, it's presentation is what made what couldve been a good series just absolutely great. You have raised the bar in the sprite movie field, you always have, right when it seems that other people are getting as good or even better than you are, you drop the ROTMK series bombshell on them. If anything this has inspired me to try that much harder with my Link's Quest For Ass series, perhaps it won't be better than this, but i will make it as good as I possibly can. Great job as always, you are the Michael Jordan of sprites.


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8-bit Adventure [-OLD-] 8-bit Adventure [-OLD-]

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This isn't bad at all.

I noticed alot of people have given you shit about this movie being a ripoff of mine, I do believe that you did not previously see my movies before making this even though there are some fairly straiking similarites... i guess great minds simply think alike. :)

Anyway, good work, the animation was smooth and i liked some of the effects used. It had some funny moments as well.. "Simon Belmont..he wore a shirt" hahahaha.

keep up the good work and i'm glad you liked my movies as well.

c'mon guys, stop slamming this guy he didn't rip anything off.


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Crono VS Everyone Crono VS Everyone

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very very very good.

This is great, I loved it. Incredible use of sprite animation, and total non-point pointless violence at it's very best.

It was all good, my freind.


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Johnny Rocketfingers Johnny Rocketfingers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nope, can't let this one slip away.

This is the biggest piece of shit i have ever saw February 9, 2003
Reviewed by: The_Mutant Overall rating: 0
Ooo my god this is the biggest piece of crap i have ever seen. This movie is the worst piece of shit i ahve ever seen in my whole entire life. Ryan Khatam should never be allowed to submit anything ever again on Newgrounds. A monkeys;s ass could do a better job than he did. God dahm how stupid lamer, and a nube you have to be to amke this pile of steaming hot shit. And whoever agreeas with must be stupider than a pile of Dingleberries.If I ever see the movie agian, Im going to kill my self wtih my mose. And dahm these graphics were not orignal. This movie is ths gayest, fattest, ugliest, shittiest, movie I have ever seen. God Dahm this movie makes telltubies have anal se with pokemon worth watching. God help me if i ever have to see this movie ever agian
Another Review by,
The_Mutant

1. This was a game, not a movie.
2. Moneky's*, Damn*, Newb* (or Noob), make*, agrees*, with*, mouse*, Teletubbies*, sex*
3. You don't have to see it again if you don't want to, it's as easy as not clicking the link to the movie anymore, quite the concept.
4. The graphics were good, and the animation was excellent any moron can see that.
5. You would prefer gay anal sex over just about anything.
6. Sell your computer or never use it again.

Okay, i'm done, this game was simply amazing and it's number 1 for a reason. Rock on.


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